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Dumberer: Peta Launching Porn Site

That’s right. I kid you not, and you believe it because you know those Peta nutcases are at least 100 slices short of a full loaf. Peta porn.

Peta semi-recently announced that it’s launching the site peta.xxx with porn stars doing…you know…their stuff, while promoting Peta’s lobotomy agenda. Some tidbits from Discovery News:

The idea is to lure people in with salacious [dictionary alert!] images, then confront them with graphic footage of animal cruelty.

“As soon as people land on the site, they’ll see some tantalizing images. … But we will also have graphic images that people are not necessarily looking for,” said [Peta spokeswoman].

Though some might criticize PETA for exploiting women in an effort to end animal exploitation, Rajt believes these sentiments are ungrounded.

“We think every man and woman has every right to use their voice, their pen, their body to help the animals,” said [the spokeswoman].

Yep. Makes all kinds of sense if you lick enough toads, eat enough dried mushrooms, and whatever else it takes to get that dumberer.

Lastly, I’m gonna have to go PG-13 here because this was too funny – one commenter to the Discovery story (which was pathetic) said:

Seems counterproductive that PETA wants to help people ‘choke their chickens’ and ‘spank their monkeys.’

Lol!

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