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BASS changes name, Ike gives up, Zona’s twin revealed

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Yep, April 1st. If you don't get that, can't help ya.

1. B.A.S.S. changes name.

B.A.S.S. announced a major sponsorship from Armour products and their Vienna Sausage line.

> "Vienna (pron. vie-ennee) Sausages have been part of bass fishing since Roland Martin jumped his first levee to get into a backwater," B.A.S.S. stated. "We're thrilled to have potted meats as the first things on our menu."

As part of the deal, the B.A.S.S. acronym will henceforth stand for: Bassin' And Sausage Snacks.

Elite pros are required to carry Vienna Sausages on their boats. Word is no one has chosen the chicken version (bleh). Not sure about this'n either:

2. Ike gives up…

…photo selfies, now only paints 'em:

Dude has talent!

3. Zona reveals twin brother.

How do you star in yer own bassin' TV show, co-host the Bassin'master TV show, get interviewed for countless articles and radio shows, and live a somewhat normal life? Answer: you don't…if'n yer Mark "ketchin' slouches" Zona.

Here's Zona1, his/their dad, and Zona2:

Yep, the only way you can be in two places at once.
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Hey, it's April 1st, and if y'all wanted normal you wouldn't be buyin' at Gas Monkey garage and you wouldn't be subscribin' to this-a-here email. Yeee-ha!
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Elite pro Mark Menendez's wife Donna recently lost her battle with cancer. She was an awesome person. If you can help Mark and his two young kids, please do so:

Menendez Family Benefit Account
Paducah Bank
PO Box 2600
Paducah, KY 42002

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News

1. MO: How Table Rock will fish.

Accordin' to BassGold.

2. Win an Abugar Rocket.

3. MLFers on CBS Sports.

But announcement not on the Facebook page?

4. FREE BassGold!

Yeah buddy! Not close to everything you get when you subscribe, but good info fer sher.

Doh!

Some of you noticed I said the FLW was on T Bend instead of Sammy Rayburn. You wuz right. Too many derbies in my head….

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Tip of the Day

KVD's favorite crankin' colors.

For some reason sexy shad ain't among them…NOT – haha!

1. Sexy shad – cuz it's all that: “This just flat catches ‘em."

2. Chartreuse sexy shad – "Great on a lot of the Tennessee River lakes that have a little color in it [cuz] it stands out a bit more."

3. Chartreuse/black back – Or officially, "black back chartreuse" cuz it's effective all over the country.

4. Green gizzard shad – Fer clear water: “This is a great natural-looking baitfish pattern. It can pass for a shad or bluegill."

5. Bluegill (#622) – "I like this when there are no shad in the lakes and the main forage is bluegill. "It’s got a blue patch on the front just like a bluegill, and is great around the spawn and the spring."

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Quote of the Day

I can remember the day I looked forward to every single tournament.

Mark Davis talkin' 'bout feelin' the fire in the old days, and says he has – and is fishin' like – he's got it back. He's leadin' the 'Yota Bassin'master AOY race going into Table Rock this week.

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Shot of the Day

Heeeeeere piggy piggy pig! Sooooooweeeeee!

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